Predicto's Top Celeb Texting Break Ups of All Time....

January 16, 2009 - PredictoMobile, the leading online entertainment mobile company, has taken it upon themselves to break down the break ups that have made headlines—and not necessarily because of the celebrities that are involved in these blossoming love stories, but more importantly because of how the relationship crashed and burned....short and sweet....and via text messaging.

Call it cold, heartless and cowardly...but some of Hollywood’s heart throbs have taken the easy way out when it comes to calling it quits. With Valentine’s Day around the corner, perhaps it is best to send out Predicto’s list of lamest break ups as a reminder that although texting can be fun and easy....tread lightly when it comes to breaking hearts this red, white and pink holiday.

Predicto’s Top 5 (lamest) Texting Break Ups

1) I want 2 Divorce U: Granted this was the second divorce for Britney, but there was no ‘Oops’ in this text. Her relationship had become toxic and she wanted out and made it known loud and clear.....via her cellular key pad. Divorcing someone via text messaging trumps any and all text relationship break ups.

2) Lame—either way you look at it: Burger breaks up with Carrie on Sex and the City via a post-it note. Now, granted we understand the difference between a text and post it—but the sheer shock value of either is a close tie, so we took the authority to loop it into one category...a really lame and cowardly way to call it quits with someone.

3) Let’s Just Be Friends: John Mayer tells Jennifer it’s time she goes back to what she does best....playing the role as a friend...via texting.

4) Not-So-Sly: Sylvester Stallone's 1995 "fax-breakup" with Angie Everhart. And again, we recognize the difference between a cellular phone and a piece of paper, but in 1995 a fax was your go-to, save face, easy-way-out communication tool....we are guessing Rocky would have opted for a text if he had had the option.

5) XOXO Gossip Girl: Chace Crawford kicks Carrie Underwood to the corner before he cheats...via texting.